Some of Maddie's best quotes from The Suite Life!
Maddie: Teach me to be mean!
London: Teach me to be smart!
Maddie & London: Help me!
London: Aaahh! Something's eating Maddie's head!
Maddie: It's my hair. It's humid outside wich tends to make it a little frizzy.
London: A little? You look like the bride of Frankenstein!
Maddie: I refuse to lose to someone who calls the bishop Mr. Pointy Head.
London: Which one is the bishop?
Maddie: Mr. Pointy Head!!
London: See it's catching on!
Maddie: London, where are you going? Your supposed to be going that way, shopping for your secret Santa.
London: But the snow is like 10 feet deep outside.
Maddie: Yes, but its only 20 blocks to your favorite jewelry store. And you could always send someone!
London: You're right. I forgot, I have that power. Estaban!
London: Well, that was your mistake!
Maddie: Well, your mistake was taking on Madeline Margaret Genevieve Miranda Catherine Fitzpatrick!
London: Fine! Stay in! I'll...beat all of you!
Maddie: You're going down!
London: You're going downer!