Some of Carey's best quotes from The Suite Life!
Carey: If this secret admirer reveals himself, I'll consider him...that is, if he isn't a stalker or ex-felon.
Muriel: Don't knock it 'til you tried it honey.
Carey: Oh, come on, guys. He's really looking forward to going with you and he loves you.
Cody: He loves us?
Carey: No, but he might if he spent more time with you
Cody: Like a stupid volcano will win me a Nobel Prize!
Carey: Mine did win honorable mentions in the Miss Madame competition!
Cody: Those were simpler times!
Carey: Zack, if Cody got a report card that means you have one too.
Zack: You would think so wouldn't you. And I was just as surprised as you.
Carey: You do know the last time Cody watched a horror movie I had to get rid of the monsters by scrubbing down his room with holy water!
Cody: Well it worked!
Zack: I can't tell a lie.
Carey: Since when? You lie to me all the time
Zack: I can't lie to Maddie. (whispering) I love her!
Carey: Hey, guys. What'cha been doing?
Cody: Inspiring people to reach their full potential and achieve their dreams.
Carey: It's never just "playing ball" with you.