Some of Miranda's best quotes from Lizzie McGuire!
Miranda: You weren't thinking about putting Ethan and Larry in the same sentence?
Gordo: You just did.
Miranda: Yeah. It's like you come home and they ask, "What did you do today?" and we say "Mmm, nothing." And they ask, "Well, what are you doing tonight?" and we say, "I dunno!"
And they ask, "Why don't you
ever talk to us?" We say, "Why can't you just leave me alone!" And you
run upstairs.
Gordo: As little communication as possible. It prepares us for marriage.
Miranda: So are you speaking to me?
Lizzie: Do I have to call you 'Randa'?
Miranda: Not unless you have a death wish.
Miranda: Okay, there is no way I'm going to be a Navy SEAL.
A) You have to get your hair wet.
B) You have to get up early.
And C) You have to get you hair wet!
Gordo: I guess Kate does sorta give off some visual signals which imply a biologically nurturing capability.
Miranda: We get it Gordo! She's stacked!
Gordo: Oh yes, yes she is!
Larry: Stop, you're makin' me blush.
Miranda: Guys don't blush.
Larry: They do when a girl like you flirts with them.