Lizzie: Ooh, she's such a total hypocrite, which she will never admit.
Gordo: Well, you can't really admit to being a hypocrite, because, well, then, you're not a hypocrite.
Lizzie: Gordo, what goes on in your head? Is it just like one continuous game show?
Lizzie: Hey, I'm not such a good girl all the time. Am I?
Gordo: Sorry Lizzie, but you're kinda the good girl prototype.
Lizzie: Umm, Mom? I don't have time for this! The yearbooks are coming out and I'm gonna have to sign 'You rock, Don't ever change' like eight hundred times.
Mrs McGuire: Lizzie, if it makes you feel any better, I was never a cheerleader, and my life turned out just fine.
Lizzie: That's relative. Look what you have for a son!
Lizzie: 99% of all paper products are recyclable and yet only 15% of
people recycle!
Gordo: That makes no sense.
Lizzie: Exactly!
Lizzie: Hey mom, can I be a model?
Matt: Sure, and I can be president of the moon.
Lizzie: Fine, as long as you move there.
Lizzie: Gordo, promise me we'll always stay close to each other, even in
high school.
Gordo: Don't worry, I'm not goin' anywhere.