Lilly: [Lifting Miley's hair] Hey Oliver! I can see you!
Oliver: [Lifting Miley's hair on the other side] I can see you too!

Oliver: Whoo! Older woman checking me out!
Jackson: In your dreams, Oken.
Oliver: Normally, yes.

Oliver: Testing, testing. 555-0121. 555-0121. That's my number, ladies. The tenth caller gets a date with moi. (cell phone rings) Hello, lucky tenth caller.
Coach Lewis: Knock it off, Oken!
Oliver: Sorry, coach.

Oliver: You said you'd be there for me.
Miley: Oliver, I was just-
Oliver: Bailing on me?
Miley: No! I was just thinking about bailing on you. It's different!
Oliver: You said I was the Titanic!
Miley: Not the ship! The very successful movie! You made like a billion dollars!

Oliver: Miley, wait! I'm just nervous, okay?
Miley: Nervous? About what?
Oliver: Messing up and looking stupid.
Miley: Hey, guess what? Done that!

Oliver: Becca Weller has a crush on me? Me!
Lilly: I know. We were shocked too.