Some of Cory's best quotes from Cory in the House!
Victor: You told them you were a steeplechase champion? Cory, you're afraid of horses. You threw up on the merry-go-round!
Cory: No, Dad, that's not fair, 'cause that thing was going fast and up and down. Why you had to put 2 quarters in, Daddy?
Cory: Somebody has gotta run against him and win! Its gotta be somebody brilliant, charming, and handsome, somebody irresistible. Somebody like me!
Meena: Yes, you could do it! Definitely! You have 3 of those 4 traits!
Cory: Thank You! Which three, Meena!
Victor: My passions include sushi? Boy, you don't even like fishsticks!
Cory: Hey, I'm not a Scorpio, either, but it sounded better!
Cory: Coming, Daddy!
Cory: Look, Newt...you're my best friend, right? I gotta tell you something. The truth is, yea your right, I didn't want Meena to win and, and kiss Nanoosh, because...well, I've had a giant crush on her ever since the first day I met her.
Newt: You mean all those times you used to gaze at her and melt when she talked to you and smell the air she walked by, you had a crush on her?
Cory: Raven? How fast can you get to Washington?
(Raven walks into the kitchen)
Raven: Is this fast enough?
Cory: There is never a reason to give people their money back!